Angel: It’s February 29—the false day, the day that doesn’t exist! Nothing counts, go wild! Cheat on your tests! Use your phone upside-down! Pick your friend’s nose! Buy your bully a thoughtful present! Win friends and influence people! Eat and pray and love! David Copperfield! Play Monopoly with bank robbers! Ask a dog for directions! Tell someone to have a nice day and then follow them around and make DARN-WELL SURE THEY DO! Read the terms and conditions! Drive the speed limit until you see a cop—then go BANANAS! Write yourself a letter asking to borrow money! Look at slash read slash watch slash listen to a work of art slash book slash movie slash piece of music that everybody says is great but you don’t like it, and try to learn how to like it! Gift one sock to every dryer at the laundromat! Do a disco! Dream about everyday life! Live like there’s no yesterday! Floss! Floss twice!!
